Somewhere In The World, Someone Will Laugh At This
*drumroll*
Q. What do ghosts have in their noses?
A. Boo-gers!
You know you’re out there. And I think I want to be your friend.
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I guess I’m not that person. Will you still be my friend?
Sure!
…yes, but how many 10-year-old boys’ mothers will let them be friends with hat-wearing men they meet on the Internet?
This joke was only meant for the eyes of adults with the hearts of ten-year-olds.
I’m sure my kids would get a kick out of the joke. Me, I just shake my head. Guess I’m a teenager at heart. Or perhaps a 20 something.
Boo-gers? Ha ha. I get it – Boo-gers!
FRIEND!
I’d let my 9 1/2 yr old be your friend.
Q:What did the skeleton say when he hopped on his motorcycle?
A: BONE to be wiiiild!
ANOTHER FRIEND!
Sorry. I wanted to, I really did.
It’s okay. There’ll be others.
I’VE GOT A MILLION OF ‘EM!
I chuckled – before I got to the comments.
Knock knock!
Not bad, not bad. May I?
What kind of gum do bees chew?
Bumble gum.
Who’s there?
(My kids laughed their little butts off, btw)
Boo ….
Boo who?
Aw, don’t cry …. It’s only a joke!
And there we have it, folks — the only knock-knock joke that has ever taken nine days and three people to tell!