The Most Self-Esteem-Boosting Search Ever
You heard it here first, folks:
A photograph of yours truly, The Retropolitan, shows up in the Google Images search for “man beauty.”
SUCK IT, CLOONEY
An extra-special thanks goes out to whoever it was that was searching for “man beauty.” May you find what you’re looking for.
Which is, apparently, “man beauty.”
Hopefully a woman was looking for man beauty.
Otherwise that just gets weird.
It could be a male looking for self-improvement.
Or a yeti looking for grooming tips.
It’s always scary to think about who’s googling what to end up on your site. But man beauty is way better than anything anyone’s googled to get to my blog.
Sounds too much like “man boobs” for me.
See? And not too long ago you claimed to be “too unphotogenic”.
That’s hot.