Update: I Still Suck, But At Least I Have Photoshop
There’s that old saying: if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
I don’t have a hammer, but I do have a wide array of Adobe software products. Photoshop CS6 will probably be able to cure cancer.
I don’t know if my boss will like it, but at least I’m no longer completely ashamed of myself. Partially ashamed, yes, but I don’t feel like jumping off a bridge anymore.

*sigh*
Dude, Photoshop CS rules! You’ve got, like, mad tools! You can fix anything!
Yeah, dude, rockets and every shit like that, dude!
I love your site. It’s gorgeous. And now that I’ve flattered you, I want to ask a favor… will you teach me how to flag my blogroll so I know who has posted recently? I would so appreciate it.
Thanks!
I posted a response here, but then I figured it would make more sense to post it on your site. Not really, but now that I’ve edited this comment I felt that I should mention it.
hey man you have to be careful where you publish that work. it’s not really yours.
just looking out for you.
Actually, it’s still mine. So it says in the contract!