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		<title>Ouch.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Looks like I waited a little TOO LONG to update WordPress. Adios, nice design! Time for a redesign anyway.]]></description>
		<link>http://nineteenthirtynine.net/?p=1295</link>
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		<title>A Sad Day For The Internet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My blogfather Andy, the man who inspired me to give life to this blog, has finally retired from his tireless blogging crusade at the World Wide Rant. I would like to take a moment of silence, which you are probably already doing unless you&#8217;re reading this aloud. You will be missed, Andy. NOTE: NOT ACTUAL [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s Something&#8230; In The Mist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a little while since I jumped into the world of Stephen King, but Saturday&#8217;s fog inspired me to turn out the lights, fire up the jack o&#8217;lantern, and watch Frank Darabont&#8217;s big-screen adaptation of King&#8217;s novella &#8220;The Mist.&#8221; I haven&#8217;t read the book since around 1993, so even my best memories of the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nineteenthirtynine.net/?p=1178</link>
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		<title>Other Things That Were In The Mist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[CLINT HOWARD A USED TOYOTA PRIUS SIX BLUE LIGHTSABERS THE COMPLETE FIFTH SEASON OF &#8220;I LOVE LUCY&#8221; GORILLAS PEOPLE THAT SUPPORT RON PAUL A BEDAZZLER AND ASSORTED RHINESTONES THE OWL FROM CLASH OF THE TITANS MR. MISTER RON PAUL]]></description>
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		<title>Basically The Story of My Life</title>
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		<title>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy V-Day, everybody! I wrote a poem for the occasion. Forgive me if my skills are a little rusty, though, since I haven&#8217;t written a poem since I ran with Ginsberg and the boys. Ahem: Roses are red, Violets are blue, May you find someone to love, Or at least someone to do. Thank you.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Post in Which I Point Out Two References to Super Dave Osborne in Popular Rap Songs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Tupac&#8217;s song &#8220;Rather Be Ya&#8221;: Smoke blunts, but leave them stunts up to Super Dave. In Ice Cube&#8217;s song &#8220;Wicked&#8221;: We&#8217;ll have to break his ass up like Super Dave. Apparently, Super Dave has a whole fan contingent that I was unaware of.]]></description>
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		<title>My Shoddy Recreation of the Cloverfield Monster&#8217;s Path in Manhattan to the Best of My Recollection Three Days Later</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Note 1: The path was segmented into three different-colored legs so it would be easier to follow when it got convoluted. The proper order is: red, pink, then purple. Also, you can click on the map to see a larger version that&#8217;s probably easier to read. Note 2: I only have a vague recollection of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine Application Forms Cont&#8217;d</title>
		<description><![CDATA[VALENTINE APPLICATION FORM #0001B 18 JAN 08 16-30 PLEASE FILL OUT COMPLETELY BEFORE SENDING IN —————————————— PRELIMINARY APPLICATION QUESTIONS: 16. HAVE YOU EVER USED THE WORD &#8220;SUPPOSABLY&#8221; IN A SENTENCE? Y/N 17. WOULD YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC FROM THE 1920s AND 1930s WITH ME? Y/N 18. ___ COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN? Y/N 19. OLIVES: TASTY [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nineteenthirtynine.net/?p=1148</link>
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		<title>Valentine Application Forms &#8217;08</title>
		<description><![CDATA[VALENTINE APPLICATION FORM #0002A 15 JAN 08 1-15 PLEASE FILL OUT COMPLETELY BEFORE SENDING IN —————————————— PRELIMINARY APPLICATION QUESTIONS: 1. ARE YOU CURRENTLY SINGLE? Y/N 2. IS THERE A STANDING WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST? Y/N 2A. IF YES, IS IT FOR SOMETHING AWESOME LIKE HANG-GLIDING OFF OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND LEAVING AN UNLICENSED [...]]]></description>
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