A Sad Day For The Internet

Posted in Nostalgia!, Oh The Humanity!, Words! on May 5th, 2008 by The Retropolitan

My blogfather Andy, the man who inspired me to give life to this blog, has finally retired from his tireless blogging crusade at the World Wide Rant. I would like to take a moment of silence, which you are probably already doing unless you’re reading this aloud.

You will be missed, Andy.

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NOTE: NOT ACTUAL PHOTO OF ANDY

Basically The Story of My Life

Posted in Oh The Humanity!, Pictures!, True Romance! on February 18th, 2008 by The Retropolitan
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My Shoddy Recreation of the Cloverfield Monster’s Path in Manhattan to the Best of My Recollection Three Days Later

Posted in Oh The Humanity!, Pictures!, The Horror, the HORROR!, True Romance! on January 21st, 2008 by The Retropolitan
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Note 1: The path was segmented into three different-colored legs so it would be easier to follow when it got convoluted. The proper order is: red, pink, then purple. Also, you can click on the map to see a larger version that’s probably easier to read.

Note 2: I only have a vague recollection of the film.

WARNING: HERE THERE BE SPOILERS!

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Holidays 1, Retropolitan 0

Posted in Comics!, Oh The Humanity! on December 27th, 2007 by The Retropolitan

I am too exhausted by this week to write. Instead, I present you with this image of the greatest comic-book team-up of all time:

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I Have An Answer

Posted in Oh The Humanity!, Pictures!, The Horror, the HORROR! on December 7th, 2007 by The Retropolitan

THIS JUST IN: the teen pregnancy rate in the US has risen for the first time since the mid-nineties. Obviously, many of our nation’s well-meaning but misguided ‘abstinence-only’ sex ed programs aren’t working. On the other hand, many parents are hesitant to promote “safe sex” over “no sex,” fearing that it’ll actually teach kids to have even more “makin’ it” sessions after math class. But fear not, true believers! I have a solution: make all 12-year-olds watch David Cronenberg’s The Brood. (For those of you that aren’t familiar with the film, it’s pretty basically a documentary about what giving birth in Canada is like.)

Barring actual repeat screenings of the film, I think a few well-placed posters would also do the trick. I actually made a sample one to share with all of you:

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I like doing my civic duty.

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